So I found this picture from Ventura High, yeah. Ventura, there's nothing to do. And the town is filled with psychadellic weirdos. So the kids in high school resort to living high.. ALL THE TIME.
Their motto..
"Study high, Take tests high, Get high scores."
And for this lovely educational photo, stoners.. we thank you.
Tuesday, March 15, 2011
Sunday, March 13, 2011
Fun Waves and what not.
This blog is still alive even though there hasnt been many posts lately. Waves have been eggy at best for the last couple weeks up until now, but this last week there's been some swell and a few local spots were pumping. Here's a spots at home in the 805.
Tuesday, January 18, 2011
Inspiration
My buddy, my hero, Curt Harper.
Thursday, January 6, 2011
GREEN LANTERN TIGHTY WHITIES
So a while back me and my buddy were staying in this motel in pismo for a contest. When I got up there after a long day of driving, and chowder we wanted to go in the jacuzzi. First of all we go out and look and there are 17 rednecks in a jacuzzi with the max occupancy of 6. Second off there all hammered drunk with 30 packs piled around the jacuzzi which is pretty awesome cause I'd have to say half of them are underage, and the other half are 65+years old. I'm concerned that theyre going to have a heart attack in the jacuzzi. And last off.. I don't have trunks. So I convince my cousin to buy me something to swim in, she comes back with...........
.....(suspense build up)....
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.....(suspense build up)....
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GREEN LANTERN TIGHTY WHITIES
Does it come to a suprise to you that we found ourselves swimming alone in the jacuzzi?
Yeah, I spent too much time in Curt Harper's van as a child.
I think it's evident that because of what I went through as a grom. And all the time I spent in Curt Harper's van I have slowly developed into a child mulester.
Victim: Kai Page
Relation: Brother
When: Summer of '10
Where: Surf camp
Thoughts: ...I better start thinking of an alibi
Victim: Kai Page
Relation: Brother
When: Summer of '10
Where: Surf camp
Thoughts: ...I better start thinking of an alibi
Tuesday, January 4, 2011
From Rights To Lefts
from lefts to rights from Frank Kane on Vimeo.
the beginning of the new year, waves were already here. heres 1:13 of me absolutely blowing it.
Friday, December 31, 2010
happy new year
Saturday, December 25, 2010
Wednesday, December 15, 2010
just thought id write something

So its wensday at 5:50 in the afternoon. its already dark which is just fucked up. i kinda like it though for some reason. so anyways ive been home all day just laying in bed and watching the pipe contest as an excuse to not do my homework but somehow i turned out still doing homework... so dane has been kicking ass so far. even dusty payne knocked out mick fanning in the last ten seconds with a 9.50 but sadly in dusty's next heat he got knocked out by kirren perrow in the last ten seconds. kirren got 9.90 and dusty was out. whatever, dane is still in it.
Today is just another to sit and think. ive really been thinking about running away some day. maybe ill go to some deserted island with perfect waves or maybe ill just sneek into kanes house and stay there for a couple years. you never know what could happen. all i know is that im gunna bring my board, computer, ipod, and a phone everywhere i go, playing "soundtrack to my life" by kid cudi. fucking life is full of surprises.
Friday, December 10, 2010
Monday, October 4, 2010
happy birthday baby kane
Saturday, October 2, 2010
Late night blog.
So It's a friday night at like 12 am. and to the people that say oh it's 12 AM then it's morning, no it's not.
They wouldn't call it midnight if it wasn't in the middle of the night so give up already. Somebody somewhere who decided to make that morning.. they f***'d up. Quicksilver pro is on. But I'm not watching it cus Dane already lost out. The fight for computer's go on. Pat want's his back but when I'm here the likeliness of that happening is close to none. Grom beatings are being handed out as appropriate.
So since this is the first actual day of the blog being made and nobody is going to read this anyways, I really don't even know why I'm typing right now. But shortly we'll have a video up of Pat's vengeance in trying to conquer his laptop which I'm typing on right now. Hunger churns in my belly and there's sure to be stale pizza in the kitchen that I'm about to scoop on.
So for now on I'm going to do a term, or word of the week.
This week, Kane's term of the week is: "Scoop on" Scooping on is basically taking the scraps, or stealing something before someone else can. You've prolly heard it alot if you hang out, or know the group of guys I hang out with. Because they have a tendency of passing girls around. But, the solution to that would be if you gave us more hott girls in Ventura we wouldn't have to pass you around..
kbye
They wouldn't call it midnight if it wasn't in the middle of the night so give up already. Somebody somewhere who decided to make that morning.. they f***'d up. Quicksilver pro is on. But I'm not watching it cus Dane already lost out. The fight for computer's go on. Pat want's his back but when I'm here the likeliness of that happening is close to none. Grom beatings are being handed out as appropriate.
So since this is the first actual day of the blog being made and nobody is going to read this anyways, I really don't even know why I'm typing right now. But shortly we'll have a video up of Pat's vengeance in trying to conquer his laptop which I'm typing on right now. Hunger churns in my belly and there's sure to be stale pizza in the kitchen that I'm about to scoop on.
So for now on I'm going to do a term, or word of the week.
This week, Kane's term of the week is: "Scoop on" Scooping on is basically taking the scraps, or stealing something before someone else can. You've prolly heard it alot if you hang out, or know the group of guys I hang out with. Because they have a tendency of passing girls around. But, the solution to that would be if you gave us more hott girls in Ventura we wouldn't have to pass you around..
kbye
Friday, October 1, 2010
Pier Jumping Extravaganza
So today me and Frank decided to go jump off the Santa Barbara pier in our clothes. Which was fun, then we swam in. And were changing on the side of the road but conveniently enough forgot a towel.. So when we were standing on the side of the road with our shirts off some lady came bye and complimented us. "Thanks for the scene." We were kinda puzzled by what the hell just happened then she said "I like what I'm seeing." And asked to take a picture of us without our shirts on.. Which i would have been kinda pumped on if it wasnt a 50 year old lady with her kid who had to weigh about 350 pounds and could have easily swallowed me whole.
She wanted pictures for her daughter to convince her to move in with her. This scares me because the son didnt seem wierded out at all. Great parenting! This is called the evolution of building Curt Harper.
She wanted pictures for her daughter to convince her to move in with her. This scares me because the son didnt seem wierded out at all. Great parenting! This is called the evolution of building Curt Harper.
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